Funny Thoughts

Dig Deep

Q: Why should volleyball players work at the cemetery?
A: They're good at digging!

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Paddy Letter

Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
     

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If A Tree Falls in the Forest

Q: If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
A: Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.

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