Funny Thoughts

Good News, Bad News, Worse News III

Good News: Your husband understands fashion
Bad News: He's a crossdresser
Worse News: He looks better than you

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Funny Thoughts
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Anonymous

Dat Ass

I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."

Categories: Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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Anonymous

Lunch Clock

Q: Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock?
A: It's too time consuming and you can't go back for seconds.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
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