Funny Thoughts

Knock Knock - Hutch

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Knock-Knock Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Got Lentils?

Q: What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? 
A: I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Pledge

Hi, this is Jim. Thanks for calling during my spring pledge drive. A basic membership is only $30, and a $60 pledge gets you an "I love Jim Shea" T-shirt. Please wait for the tone, and thank you for your pledge.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Money Jokes , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous