Funny Thoughts

Marry Me

My girlfriend had tears in her eyes when I asked her to marry me.
Probably because I proposed with an onion ring.

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Written By: KielPhillips

John's Answering Machine

Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

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Debutante Orgies

Q: Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
A: There'd be too many thank you notes to write.

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