Funny Thoughts

Saxophone

Q: Why did Bill Clinton give up the saxophone?
A: Because he had a hor-monica.

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Quirky Love

I love the muscle that lies between the elbow and the shoulder.
I'm bicepual.

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Limits

I refuse to use a pencil and a ruler on anything but paper...
that's where I draw the line.

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