Funny Thoughts

Pet Salamander

Friend: What an interesting pet. What is his name?
Owner: Tiny
Friend: What an odd name. Why do you call him Tiny?
Owner: Because he's my newt.

Submitted BY: MEG

Disposition To Have Children

A wise man once said that having children is hereditary. Which is tantamount to saying: If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.

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iSpy

Q: What would you be if you saw someone steal an iPhone6?
A: An iWitness.

Anonymous