Funny Thoughts

Bad News

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. "No hablo ingles."

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iPhone6 - Radiohead

After their deal with U2, Apple has announced that their next partnership will be with Radiohead.

Everyone who buys an iPhone6 will get The Bends for free!

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Written By: KielPhillips

Substitutes

Q: How is a soy-burger like a dildo?
A: They're both substitutes for meat.

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