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Written By: KielPhillips

Substitutes

Q: How is a soy-burger like a dildo?
A: They're both substitutes for meat.

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Cruel Punishment

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

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