Appliance Spy

If you think your microwave spying on you is bad...
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

Grounded

Growing up, my parents never grounded me unless they were really really mad. I can remember the first time they caught me drinking under age. Mom freaked out and grounded me for a month, but I guess that was a reasonable response for a parent of a second grader.

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