Light Bulb - Editor

Q: How many copy editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. "I'm not changing a thing"

Airplane Propellers

Propellers on small planes are actually used to keep the pilot cool.
When it stops spinning, you can see the pilot start to sweat.

Records

Q: What record did Kim Kardashian recently break?
A: First woman to have an engagement ring with a bigger carat size than her IQ!