Funny Thoughts

Knock Knock - Ollie

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ollie!
Ollie who?
Ollie time you say that, I wish you would cut it out!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Double Jeopardy

Q: How do you define double jeopardy?
A: When a lawyer calls in her partner.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Single Celled Lawyer

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
A: One wears a tie.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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