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Thirty Times Faster
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today? We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death.
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Safety Meeting
We had a safety meeting at work today.
They asked me "what steps would you take in event of a fire?
"Fucking big ones" was apparently not the right answer.
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Apple iFart
Q: Why shouldn't you fart in an Apple Store?
A: They don't have Windows.
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