Old Never Dies 11

• OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receiving
• OLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derail
• OLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry up
• OLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY"
• OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoise
• OLD SALESMEN never die, they just go out of commission
• OLD SCHOOLS never die, they just lose their principals
• OLD SCOTS never die, but they can be kilt
• OLD SCULPTORS never die, they just lose their marbles
• OLD SEAMSTRESSES never die, they just come to the point
• OLD SEERS never die, they just lose their vision
• OLD SEWAGE WORKERS never die, they just waste away
• OLD SHEETROCKERS (dry wallers) never die, they just hang around
• OLD SHOES MAKERS never die, they just lose their sole
• OLD SKIERS never die, but they go downhill fast

Church Sunday

Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can always tell who the golfers are in church." "How's that?" asked his friend. "It's easy," he said. "Just look at who is praying with an interlocking grip."

Bingo Gag Prizes

Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag door prize is given out. One week, Josi is presented with a toilet brush. ''What the hell is this?'' he asks the pastor. ''Why, it's a toilet brush.'' ''Ooh, I see,'' says Josi. A couple weeks later, the pastor jokingly asks Josi how the brush is working. ''Well, it's okay, but I think I'll go back to using paper.''