Funny Thoughts

Lawyers Are Bullies

A man in a bar stood up and shouted, "Lawyers are Bullies!" A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back "I move to STRIKE!" The first guy asked "Are you a lawyer?" The second guy responded "No, I'm a BULLY!"

Anonymous

Jock Booty Call - Soccer

Hey babe, soccer players can go for 90 minutes. High five!

Anonymous

Vampire's Favorite Film

Q: What is a vampire's favorite film character?
A: Batman!

Anonymous