Funny Thoughts

Blonde Bedtime

Q: What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10 p.m.?
A: She goes home.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous

Flamingo Ditto

When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Bus Air

I farted on the bus today and four people turned around..
I felt like I was on the voice.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Art & Music Jokes (Singer Jokes)
Anonymous