Funny Thoughts

ABC

Q: Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet?
A: He always got lost at “C”.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Lunatic Escape Headline

A lunatic seduced the laundry woman to get her keys, and promptly escaped from the asylum.
Next day, the headlines read Nut Screws Washer and Bolts!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Ads & Newspapers (News Headlines)
Anonymous

Charmed

Q: Why did the man iron his four leaf clover?
A: He wanted to press his luck!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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