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Police Rumble
Q: What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling
A: Stop! You're under a vest.
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Tree Drink
Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer!
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Forget Me Not
President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him. Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?" The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."
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