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Fake It

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
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Paperboy

A paperboy said to a customer one day, "Mr. Smith, I wish I had twenty customers like you." "Gosh, that's nice to hear," said Smith, "but I'm kind of surprised considering I never tip all that well and always pay late." The paperboy said, "I know, but I'd still like twenty customers like you. The problem is I have one hundred and forty!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Greg Norman's Lovers

Q: Why do women like making love to Greg Norman, the Australian golfer?
A: Because he always finishes second!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Riddles
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