Funny Thoughts

Homing Device

Wife #1: Hey, Lynn, tell me this. How did you get your husband from staying out late?
Wife #2: Well, every time he would come home I would simply say, 'Mike, is that you?'
Wife #1: I still don't understand. How did that keep him from staying out?
Wife #2: My husband's name is Andrew.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Teen Bliss

Me and my wife were trying to think of a gift for my son's birthday. "What would you have wanted at 13?" she asked. She wasn't impressed with my reply of "Pornography and a wrist support"
 

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Satan And Lawyer

Q: What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
A: Twins!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Devil Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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