Funny Thoughts

Granny Rules

My Grandad was wounded by a German during the war
Granny Schneider found him in bed with another woman and shot him

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Written By: KielPhillips

Privacy Please

Got to respect pornstars, being able to have sex in front of a whole camera crew
I can't even masturbate if I know there is someone in the house

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Written By: KielPhillips

Real Live Answering Machine

Hi, you have reached Richard. I'm sorry, but my answering machine is out of order, so the voice you are hearing is actually me.

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