Pickup Lines

Picking Up Women

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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You're Cute

Q: Are you a banana?
A: Because I find you appealing.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal) , Riddles
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Conundrum

Should I call you in the morning, or nudge you?

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