Funny Nursery Rhymes

Birdie Poem

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye
I'm a big girl I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly

Categories: Funny Nursery Rhymes , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

In Flight

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: He neverlands

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Funny Nursery Rhymes
Anonymous

Raggedy Anne and Pinnochio

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy pen?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's  face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Categories: Funny Nursery Rhymes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous