Food Jokes - Vegetarian Jokes

Tesla Vegan Award

Q: Why did Tesla get an award for using vegan leather?
A: They were the first company that found a use for vegans

Anonymous

Healthy Selection

That girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never seen herbivore.

Anonymous

Aroma Therapy

I was grilling a steak and the smell of the juices made my mouth water. Got me thinking.
Does the same thing happen to vegetarians when they mow the lawn?

Anonymous