When a Skeleton is Hungry

Q: What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?
A: Bone appetit!

Aussies and Kiwi

Q: Why are Australians like kiwifruit?
A: Because they are rough on the outside, green on the inside and too many of them will give you the shits!

Perot Corn

Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, "Did you hear about that new variety of corn called Perot corn?" The second farmer replies, "No I ain't." The first farmer says, "Yeah, it's a big yielding variety. The stalk don't grow too big, but the ears are tremendous!"