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Difference Between Roast Beef and Pea Soup

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup!

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?

A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!

Holy Cabbage

Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?

A: Lettuce pray!