Food Jokes

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

Categories: Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Food Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Eat Your Corn Flakes

Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?
Shut up and eat your corn flakes.

Categories: Gross Jokes (Grosser than Gross Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Food Jokes
Anonymous

Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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