Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
I haven't seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
Yo Mama - Cooking
Yo mamma's cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.
Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!