Difference Between Roast Beef and Pea Soup
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup!
Asian Pet Store
Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?
A: Lettuce pray!