Yo Mama - Home Cooking

Yo mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Jalepenos

Life is like a jar of jalepenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

Cow Manure Use

A little boy runs across this farmer who has a truckload of cow manure. The boy asks him what he is going to do with all that cow poop. The farmer tells the little boy, ''I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries.'' The little boy looks up at the farmer and says, ''I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries.''