Food Jokes

Knock Knock - Sofia

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sofia!
Sofia who?
Sofia me, I'm hungry!

Categories: Food Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Chestnut Wins

NEW YORK -- Joey "Jaws'' Chestnut beat his own record and won the Mustard Yellow International Belt on Sunday, downing a stomach-churning 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes to win the annual July Fourth eating contest at Nathan's Famous on Coney Island.
Chestnut, 38, easily secured victory by polishing off 17 more hot dogs than the previous winner, Stormy Daniels.

Categories: Holiday Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , Food Jokes
Anonymous

Toad Sweets

Q: What's a toads favorite sweet?
A: Lollihops!

Categories: Food Jokes , Animal Jokes (Frog Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous