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Check's in the Mail

Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter was wandering through the countryside, trying to evade a Soviet agent, who was in hot pursuit, found himself near an old castle, and went inside for refuge.

Soon he found that the Soviet agent had followed him into the castle so our hero slipped into the nearest hiding-place, which was a medieval armor. He remained there, very still, until the Soviet gave up in disgust, and left him free to continue working for the liberation of his native land.

Why didn't the Soviet agent think to look inside the armor?"

Very simple,... As a well-trained Marxist, he would never consider any capitalistic lie as that there was a Czech in the mail."

Samoan Tree Climbing

Q: How did the Samoan climb the tree?

A: He didn't. He scared the limbs out of it!

Amsterdam Semester Abroad

Possible Courses In Amsterdam:

  • Essentials of Bong Design: Discover earth, water, wind, and fire as the tools you'll need to get rid of your syllabus... some killer hashish.
  • Smuggling 101: Who says the party's over? Years of commerce have made this Northern culture an expert at turning a rectum into a set of luggage.
  • Medieval Condom Use: Even Sir Lancelot had a rash. Discover how centuries of crotch scratchers protected their privates with specially designed shields.
  • The Development of Puke: Our native-born instructors take students from heaving to hurling.
  • Architecture of Early Modern Brothels: With the aid of walking tours and guest hooker lecturers.

Korea Pie

Q: What kind of pies are most popular in Korea?

A: Pup-pies

Viagra Contraband

A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viagra for 100 Egyptian pounds. The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The stranger says, "How about 20?" The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The stranger says, "How about 10?" The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The stranger says, "Listen, these pills cost $10 each in the U.S. How can you say they're not worth it?" The Egyptian man says, "Oh, the pills are worth it -- my wife isn't."