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Q: What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?

A: They both live off dead Beatles.

Welsh Shagging Sheep

Q: Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?

A: So the sheep push back harder!

Trapped Within a Bog

Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry," assured Mick. "Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi'm the strongest man in Erin, and Oi'll pull ye right out o' there." Mick leaned out and grabbed Paddy's hand and pulled and pulled to no avail. After two more unsuccessful attempts, Mick said to Paddy, "Shure, an' Oi can't do it. The Strong Muldoon could do it alone, mebbe, but Oi'll have to get some help." As Mick was leaving, Paddy called "Mick! Mick! D'ye think it will help if Oi pull me feet out of the stirrups?"

New Language Courses in Ameirca

New languages being taught in America:

  • Afro-American Speak -- Ebonics (or We-Beonics)
  • Irish-American Speak -- Leprechaunics
  • Native-American Speak -- Kimosabics
  • Italio-American Speak -- Spumonics (or Rigatonics)
  • Chinese-American Speak -- Won-tonics
  • Japanese-American Speak -- Mama-san-ics
  • Polish-American Speak -- Kielbasanics
  • Jewish-American Speak -- Zionics
  • Russian-American Speak -- Rasputonics
  • Spanish-American Speak -- Flan-ics
  • Scottish-American Speak -- Tartan-ics
  • Eskimo-American Speak -- Harpoonics
  • German-American Speak -- Autobaunics (or Teutonics)
  • Canadian-American Speak -- EH?onics
  • Florida Democratic Voters Speak -- Moronics