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What Do You Call 500 Natives Running On The Race Track?

Q: What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

A: The Indy 500.

How!

Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in full Indian regalia, feather head dress, buckskin clothes, etc. As a pretty woman would walk by, he would raise his right hand, in an Indian greeting, and say "Wanna ". I watched this ritual for about 20 minutes, and I became more curious as he kept making these greetings. Finally, I couldn't resist any longer. I went up to the native American, and said, "I have been watching you, and I am confused. I thought that Indians say "How ." He turned to me, obviously quite annoyed, and said, "ME KNOW HOW... ME TRYING TO FIND WOMAN WHO WANNA!!"

Big Chief, No Fart

The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor.

"Big Chief no fart," She tells the doctor. The doctor tells her to give the chief three pills a day.

The girl comes back the next day and tells the doctor, "Big Chief no fart." The doctor then gets really worried and tells her to give him ten pills an hour.

The girl comes back the next day and says, "Big Chief no fart." After hearing this the doctor gets so pissed off that he tells her to give him a jar an hour.

The next day the girl comes back crying and says "Big fart no Chief!"

Many Moons

A long time ago, an Indian chief fell into an outhouse. 50 years later a man went into the outhouse and saw the chief. "How long have you been in there?" the man asked. "Many moons my son, many moons!"

One Stone

There was a native American named 'One Stone' because he was born with one testicle. He hated his name. He proclaimed if anyone ever called him that again, he would take their life.

One day a young woman named 'Bluebird' forgot and called him 'One Stone'. He made love to her until she died from exhaustion.

Years passed an no one called him that again. One day 'Yellowbird' decide to see if it still bothered him and shouted his name. He made love to her for 5 days but she would not die.

He was perplexed.

He asked his chief for help, and he replied, "Don't be silly. Everyone knows you can't kill two birds with one stone."