Q: Why did the Mexican guy rob the train?
A: He had a loco motive.
Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
A Mexican Joke
Q: Why did God give Mexicans a nose?
A: So they'd have something to pick in the off season!
Mexican Weather Forecast
Q: Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast?
A: Chili today and hot tamale.