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Mexican Sheep

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

A: Fleece Navidad!

Mexicans In Quicksand

Q: What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

A: Quatro sink-o!

Train Robbery

Q: Why did the Mexican guy rob the train?

A: He had a loco motive.

Old Person, Mexican, and High School Student

Q: What does an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in common?

A: They're all seniors (senors)!

Mexican Sport

Q: What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

A: Cross-country.