Paddy and the Cop

Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.   A cop car pulls him over as he veers about all over the road. Paddy tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says "For gods sake Paddy, that's your air freshener swinging about!"

Irish Lamppost

Q: Did you hear about the Irish lamppost?
A: It peed on the dog.

Genie's Slide

There was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman. One day they came across a ladder and climbed up it, as one does. At the top of the ladder there was a genie and she said: "As you go down this slide, shout out whatever you want to land in..." So the Englishman shouted "Beeeeeeer." The Scotsman shouts "Whisssskey." And the poor old Irishman shouted, "Weeeeeeeee!"