Ethnic / Country Jokes - Canadian Jokes

Why Only English

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English." He then asked, "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?" Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied "Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes)
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French and Canadian Imports

A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he removed a stick of gum he had from the airport in Canada, and started to chew it. He walked into a French coffee shop and sat himself beside an English speaking French man. Frenchman: In Canada, what do you do with your used tires?
Canadian: We send em to France to get turned into paper plates.
French man: What do you do with your used plastic bags?
Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) We send em to France to get turned into a gold ring. Hey, what do you do with your used condoms?
French man: we send em to Canada to get turned into bubble gum.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes)
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Canadians to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Five. One to screw in the bulb and the other four to call out "Get Back!, Get Back!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes
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