Ethnic / Country Jokes - Asian Jokes

Phonebook Dilemma

Q: Why are there no phone books in China?
A: Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.

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Yen Exchange

An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 Japanese yen and walked out with $22. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $16.20. He asked the teller why he got less money than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

Anonymous

Orwell

America read George Orwell's 1984 as a warning.
China read it as an instruction manual.

Anonymous