Ethnic / Country Jokes

Polish Virus

You have just received the "POLISH VIRUS!" As we don't have any programming experience, this Virus works on the honor system.
Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.
Thanks for your cooperation.

Categories: Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes)
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Anonymous

Chinese dog treat

There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a competition to see which one could walk his dog over the desert without needing a drink. So the Englishman sets off, but he only gets half way. Then the Scotsman sets off, and he only gets half way too. But the Chinese guy manages to get all the way across the desert. The Englishman and the Scotsman asked him how he could possibly do that without any water? "Me Chinese. Me not Silly, Me stick mouth round doggy's willy"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes
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Anonymous

Czechoslovakian Abortion

Q: What do you call an abortion in Czechoslovakia?
A: A cancelled Czech!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous