Ethnic / Country Jokes

German Vocabulary

Q: What's German for 'virgin'?
A: Goesintight.

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A Girl Sat Sobbing in the Police Station

A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was raped by an Italian." She wailed. "How do you know it was an Italian?" The detective asked."I had to help him," the girl replied.

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Sherlock Holmes And Watson Camping

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?" "Well, I see thousands of stars. ""And what does that mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?" "To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."

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