Ethnic / Country Jokes

Jump Out of the Plane

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes)
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Measurement of a Pole

An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polack with a very long pole and a yardstick. He's standing the pole on its end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick. Seeing the Polack's ignorance, the American wrenches the pole out of his hand, lays it on the sidewalk, measures it with the yardstick, and says, "There! 10 feet long." The Polack grabs the yardstick and shouts, "You idiot American! I don't care how long it is! I want to know how high it is!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes
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Lightbulb - Polacks

Q: How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: 10. One to hold the lightbulb and 9 to spin the ladder around.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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