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How did I get here?

A little girl asked her mother how she got here. Her mother, misty-eyed, smiled and replied, “Once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The little seed grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so high that we fucked without a condom.”

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Anonymous

Muslim Teen

Q: How is an American teen girl different from an Muslim teen girl?
A An American teen girl gets stoned before she has sex.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous

Doobie Store

My buddy and I are opening a marijuana dispensary together.
It’s a joint venture.

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Anonymous