Drug Jokes - Marijuana Jokes

Legal Pot

Q: How did California get marijuana legalized?
A: They had a high voter turnout.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , Riddles
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Prime Weed

Q: What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
A: The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Riddles , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
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Smart Alec

A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Drug Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
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