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Can't Shoot Weed

Q: Why can't you shoot up marijuana?

A: Because you'll get a budclot!

Officer Termination

An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job.

No exact details were given to the public, but word has it that he was a high wanking officer.

Meeting Women

Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy -- right away, you have something in common. So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.

Muslim Teen

Q: How is an American teen girl different from an Muslim teen girl?

A An American teen girl gets stoned before she has sex.

PC Pot

A Dell employee got busted for pot in Manhattan recently. President Bush and many conservative lawmakers are surprisingly upset, as they have always pushed the view that marijuana is a Gateway drug.