An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job.
No exact details were given to the public, but word has it that he was a high wanking officer.
Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy -- right away, you have something in common. So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.
Yo Mama - Marijuana
Yo' Mama is like marijuana -- everyone does her, but no one admits it.
A Dell employee got busted for pot in Manhattan recently. President Bush and many conservative lawmakers are surprisingly upset, as they have always pushed the view that marijuana is a Gateway drug.
Can't Shoot Weed
Q: Why can't you shoot up marijuana?
A: Because you'll get a budclot!