Disease / Afflictions Jokes - STD Jokes

Chesapeake Bay and a Blonde

Q: What's the difference between the Chesapeake Bay and a blonde?
A: The Chesapeake Bay is losing its crab population.

Anonymous

Tested for HIV

Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV.
When the counselor asked why they felt that they should be tested at their age, the old man said, "Well, we heard on TV that people should be tested after annual sex!"

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Osama Bin Laden and Crabs

Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common?
A: They both irritate Bush.

Anonymous