Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Mental Health Jokes

Thought He Was a Dog

After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked him how he felt now. The former patient replied, "Fine! Just feel my nose."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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Neurotic Dolls

Q: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Riddles
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Newborn Baby

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.'' So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution." ''Why?' asked the head nurse. "Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
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