Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Mental Health Jokes

A grain of wheat?

After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believes he is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and a friend came across a chicken, and John was terrified. "Why are you so afraid, you're not a grain of wheat after all," his friend asked. John replied, "You know it and I know it, but the chicken doesn't know it."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes)
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Doc Quack

I fill out my patient's charts with my own shit in a language taught to me by the bunny overlords.
Mental health is my specialty.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

Family Problems

Q: My doctor asked if anyone in my family is suffering from mental illness...
A: I said, “No, we all seem to enjoy it”.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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