Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Alzheimer's Jokes

Letters From Charities

I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money. The other day, I got one from an Alzheimer's group. Funny though, they forgot to put my street name on them!

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The Physical

A man went to the doctor to get a physical. After the doctor examined him, he told the man he had some bad news, he had cancer and alzheimers. The man replied, " Well, at least I don't have cancer".

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Blonde Alzheimer's

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

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