Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

What Time is It?

My Scandinavian friend hit his head and lost his memory
Doesn't know he's Bjorn.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Yo Mama - Farts

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
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This is Susan

John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met a party about 3 months ago." John: "Hmm... Susan? about 3 months ago?" Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport." John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?" Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself." John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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