Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Downwind

Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Categories: Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Brothel Sign during Covid

Q: What did the sign on the door of the brothel say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Coronavirus Jokes)
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Anonymous

A Girl Goes in for Heart Surgery

A girl says, "I'm having heart surgery today." The boy says, "I know." The girl says, "I love you!" The boy says, "I love you more, much much more!" After the surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father was next to her bed. The girl says, "Where is he?" The father responded, "You don't know who gave you the heart?" The girl says, "What!?" and started crying. The father says, "I'm just kidding, he went to the bathroom."

Categories: Relationship Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Heart Disease Jokes)
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Submitted BY: mred44edgar