Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Surgery

I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they're out of there!  

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: Charlie Viracola

What Time is It?

My Scandinavian friend hit his head and lost his memory
Doesn't know he's Bjorn.

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Two Men in the Hospital

Two men are sharing a hospital room. "What are you in for?" the first man asks. "I'm getting a circumcision," his roommate replies. "Damn," exclaims the first man, "I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year."

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