Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Still Going

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to an old drunk. He smells a foul odor, turns to the drunk and says, “Jesus! Did you crap your pants?” “Yup,” replies the drunk. “Then why don’t you go to the bathroom?” asks the man. The drunk replies, “Cause I ain’t finished yet!”

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Farted

Yo momma so fat, she sat in the gulf of Mexico and farted, she caused a 4,000 mile Tsunami that hit India.

Anonymous

Tonsil Talk

Q: What did one tonsil say to the other?
A: Better get ready, the doctor is taking us out tonight!

Anonymous