Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Dropping a Bomb

A dentist, a nurse, and an army general are flying. The dentist decides to drop a tooth brush out of the plane. The nurse drops down a medical kit and the army general drops a bomb. They land the airplane and see what happened... First they found a guy looking for his false teeth. Next they found a guy bandaging his wounds. Lastly they found a young boy laughing his head off. They asked him what happened and he said, "My grandfather farted and blew up his house."

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Yo Mama - Fresh Crabs

Your mom's so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!

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Constantly Urinating

Q: What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss?
A: A kidney dialysis machine!

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