Case of The Missing Brain

In Ohio, an unidentified man in his late twenties walked into a police station with a 9-inch wire protruding from his forehead and calmly asked officers to give him an X-ray to help him find his brain, which he claimed had been stolen. Police were shocked to learn that the man had drilled a 6-inch deep hole in his skull with a Black & Decker power drill and had stuck the wire in to try and find the missing brain.

Pregnant While Nursing

Q: Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
A: Yes, but it's much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.

Brothers Christmas

Two brothers, Timmy and Tommy, open their presents on Christmas day. While Timmy unpacks mountains of awesome stuff, all Tommy got was a pair of socks. "Could it be that our parents love me more than you?" Timmy smirks. Tommy answers, "Could it be that you've got cancer?"