Q: What's better than winning the gold medal at the special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded!
Q: Why did the big moron fall off the roof and the little moron didn't?
A: Because he was a little more on.
Meaning Of Names
A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?" The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head." The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied, "Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head." The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY." The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."
R.A.P.: Retards Attempting Poetry
Q: What Christmas desert do they serve at the asylum?