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Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal. A couple of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He sees the guys and decides to have compassion on them. He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and his sight is restored. He touches the man in the wheelchair and the guy jumps up and walks away. He walks to the last guy and the guy yells, 'Whoa, God! I'm on workman's comp!'

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Paraplegic Jokes)
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Anonymous

Cone Deaf

I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was color blind.
It came completely out of the green.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Blind Happy

Q: Why was the blind guy always so happy?
A: He couldn't see any reason not to be!

Categories: Riddles , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes)
Anonymous